What I'd Like to Tell Historic Figures
Moses: Go South Boy... there's good land and water in Uganda!
Jesus: Go Away Son, Ya Bother Me!
Mohammed: Have a Drink.. You'll Feel Better... then we can go catch the show at Deja Vu!
Abe Lincoln: You're right about Slavery, but wrong about everything else.
Jeff Davis: You're wrong about Slavery, but right about everything else.
Woodrow Wilson: Hell No... I Won't Go!
Franklin Roosevelt: Are you kidding? You're far more dangerous than General MacArthur and Huey P. Long combined!
Winston Churchill: It is not wise to make a pact with Beezelbub just to fight Satan!
Adolf Hitler: CHILL OUT, DUDE!
Dick Nixon: Just come clean and tell the truth... even Al Capone would have an easy time beating McGovern!
George W. Bush: THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LBJ!!!!!
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Barack Obama: Lenin had good intentions too!
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